Is it that hard?
Do over half of the names of fiber companies REALLY have to feature a pun on the word "dye" or "ewe"? A short survey on ravelry.com says yes, indeed.
And no, mine doesn't have a name or exist yet, but just to show them all, watch me name it Concrete Mixer Fluffy Stuff. Or YARN. Or The Dead Potato.
Maybe I will accept constructive criticism on this, when the time comes nigh.