26 September 2008

the right to bear arms

So, Noah has a list going of circumstances under which he will buy a gun and drive to DC--things like, the government says they're postponing elections until this crisis is over, things like that.

I don't like guns so much, and I'm not up for that long of a drive, but ...

What's your list like?


Laura said...

My list:

1. m&ms. almond, peanut, peanut butter, plain. in that order.
2. martha stewart.
3. things that live heroically in the sewers.
4. mark doty reading on nov. 2nd.

what is this supposed to be a list of?

jw said...

1. The Fall of the House of Usher
2. The Cask of Amontillado
3. The System of Dr. Tarr and Prof. Fether
4. The Imp of the Perverse
5. The Man of the Crowd

But, if I were actually the arm-bearing type, they'd already be borne.